Stuff I've Written


I've always kinda wanted to try my hand at writing stuff. Mostly short stories, but poetry too. I haven't done much yet, because I'm very picky and probably waaaay too hard on myself when it comes to this stuff.

Poetry


End of a School Day

A bitter wind blows...
Beneath my hood, eyes stinging.
Now, a long walk home.

Humor


Super Mario Bros. Patch 1.0.3

I originally posted this satirical look at over-patching on the Diablo 3 message boards in 2012. It has been edited a bit for clarity. Enjoy!

General:

Bug Fixes:

One-Liner Rants


We've become a society in which Facebook has decided your guilt before you've even been accused.